Her future best friend could be in that class and I don’t want to rub anyone the wrong way. CAMERON: You mean fit in? Not terrify the villagers? MITCHELL: It’s for Lily. Would you relax? MITCHELL: I’m sorry, I would just like to make a good first impression. MITCHELL (CONT’D): Really? Pink? Was there something wrong with your fishnet tank top? CAMERON: Obviously not, I’m wearing it underneath. He is wearing white flowy pants with a pink shirt. MITCHELL: We’re going to be judged enough as the only gay parents, I don’t want to be the late ones too.
CAMERON (O.S.): It’s Mommy and Me class, not a Broadway opening night. MITCHELL & CAMERON’S DUPLEX - LIVING ROOM - DAY Mitchell is holding Lily.
LUKE: I am? CLAIRE: He is? 3-4 OMITTED 5 INTERVIEW - PHIL PHIL: Sometimes a man’s gotta put his foot down and do what a man’s gotta do. CLAIRE: (chastising) Dad! JAY: He looks like Little Bo Peep on that thing. DUNPHY HOUSE - STREET - CONTINUOUS They hear a CAR HORN BEEP. I’m all for teaching him a lesson, but I worry about the ridicule he might get from some loudmouth bully. He spilled a soda on my computer, he broke our digital camera taking a picture of himself underwater with his Playstation. 2A INTERVIEW - PHIL AND CLAIRE PHIL: My son, who is a boy, is riding a girl’s bike. PHIL (CONT’D): You know, honey, I’m trying, but it bums me out seeing Luke on Haley’s old bike. LUKE:(ringing his girly bell) Watch out! PHIL: Sorry.
He almost loses control of his bike, swerving into the path of an oncoming Luke who rides a girl’s bicycle that’s been given a half-assed makeover in an attempt to make it look more like a boy’s bike. Phil turns his head to see if he can glimpse Desiree. I heard she slept with two dads at the school already. PHIL: We’ll have to have you over sometime.
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