

I see a van off to the side and some official looking guys (animal control? But they don't look like animal control personnel in my city) picking up the snakes and loading them up into the van. There are none in the trees, just laying out on the floor. There are a ton of snakes on the ground, unmoving. And I then I suddenly see a metric fuckload of snakes, everywhere. In the second part, I am wandering through a hilly outcrop that is leveled in parks by rocky terraces (like a rice paddy in South East Asia, but now transplanted into a northern forest). All I see is the misty, post-rainfall forest road. In fact, I don't see a single snake anywhere. There is no car, and especially no snake flood. I panic and fall out of the passenger-side door, only to find myself on the forest road. It is like a mudslide, but instead of mud and rocks and fallen trees, it's nothing but snake. I don't recall feeling them physically, but it's looks and feels like there is a tidal wave of serpents just flooding into the car, slithering across the car window. They look at me, I recoil back, freaking the fuck out because I am terrified of snakes.Īnd the next thing I know, there is a flood of snakes slithering their way into the vehicle from that gap. It's like they're coiled on the ground and craning their necks to see what is inside. There are about a maybe eight to ten, brownish, greyish snakes gaping at me from the gap where the door should have been. I, in the front passenger seat, lean forward and look to the side to see what is going on and why the door is missing. Suddenly, the car stops and I realize that the driver's side door is missing. It had rained very recently: the skies were still an iron grey and the road and trees were misty in some parts. Picture any national park in Northern California or the Pacific Northwest, and you will see what I saw. The first part begins as I am riding in a car along a narrow forest road, surrounding by trees. I feel like it was a rather long one (I went to bed at around 1 and woke up at 11), but I can only remember two parts. Last night, I had the weirdest dream possible. Alternate title: "I have had it with these mutherfucking snakes in this mutherfucking dream."
